ebay is both fun and naughty

*sighs* i am currently bidding on a lot of cotton.
and i won a set of DPN's.

argh! i don't have any money! what am i doing?????
2 minutes left.... will i win? will i?

so exciting! so very wrong.

*shakes head* i am an imbecile.

1 minute. i am about to win!!

i told a *slightly* overweight customer not to eat too much this easter. totally NOT thinking. *foot.in.mouth*

j. in the coffeeshop wins though, from when she told a guy in a wheelchair to 'just take a seat and i'll bring the coffee out to you...'
fortunately he was goodnatured.